When a man picks up a skinny girl at the bar then take her to a hotel then after master bating strike her rib cage with your penis
by Jfkfjrjdjjfjfjffmfjfjrj February 10, 2015
Get the Xylophonemug. A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.
The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
by Sloppy tip September 19, 2024
Get the Sticky Xylophonemug. The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole
Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
by Hdtjfsthcsgczf December 9, 2019
Get the Juicy xylophonemug. A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016
Get the Canadian xylophonemug. Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017
Get the Rusty Xylophonemug. Xylophone is a slang term that my friend made up blah blah blah (credits to wolf!!!!) and it means “i donʼt know”
by viqix. February 19, 2024
Get the Xylophonemug. Xylophone ("xai-lo-phone") is a slur used against all members of the lgbtq+ community. This is one of the most commonly used slurs against homosexual poeple.
by gabygabgabgaby July 24, 2022
Get the Xylophonemug.