Xander

The fucking retard that everyone loves. A stupid dark sense of humor always comes with being friends with a Xander. You can't hate him though. Despite him being super friggen annoying all the time, he's got a soft side and will apologize and back it up with emotional support whenever it's needed. I should know, I'm a Xander

Xander, stop stealing my shit!
Xander, stop screaming at the top of your lungs!
Xander, you fucking drunk uncle, go home
Eh, your nice enough to be friends with me.

by Cheek-Street May 17, 2019

Xander

Xander is hot and nice he will never be mean unless someone is mean to him

Omg have you seen Xander he is so hot and nice

by XxpowertakerxX November 30, 2018

Xander

Xander is a boy who knows what he believes in and isn’t afraid to be himself, he is always there for those that he lives and won’t miss a day with out laughing. He is very athletic and kind to all. And brightens everyone’s day.

Xander is just so amazing

by It’s me ma dudes June 3, 2018

Xanda

A kind and loving person to the one who he loves. He appreciates his friends very much. When it comes to family he will do anything for them. He also is very talented when it comes to athletics he also has great hair!

Friend: i hope i can talk to xanda
Xanda: whenever you need me i’m here

by Young chicken boi May 26, 2019

xanderisms

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality

-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"

by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010

xander tufts

an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers

xander tufts he so asian

by unkown696969 September 20, 2022

Xanderize

Xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, Xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings.

1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles.

2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the offering of licks on the face, lammiedoodles, or other soothing methods.

Feel the power of Xander and be xanderized.

by BatGirl October 17, 2006