arse wrench

someone thats being a royal pain in the arse

"fucking leave me alone you fucking arse wrench"

by Shanearsevonbanearse March 30, 2009

Monkey Wrench

1. An adjustable wrench.
2. An imaginary tool of sabotage, destruction, overthrow and mischief.

1. Hey would you be so kind and hand me that monkey wrench?
2. Everything was going so well but then you threw a monkey wrench in my plan.

by Mattony March 9, 2014

wretched republican

when a wretched human being decides to join the army of wretched beast Trumpers with the main goal to terminate all good things that come their way. They are all lead by a wretched bitch named Donald Trump who is the gatekeeper to hell. His main hobbies include: converting as many humans as possible into beasts, killing off all the trees and animals, making kids cry, and destroying all good in the world. His ultimate goal is to make all life on Earth a living hell. We all hope and pray that the wretched coronavirus or COVID-19 takes him and his wretched army of bitchy beasts down first.

Did you see that wretched republican over there? No surprise, they were shooting all blacks and gay people who were in their sight.

The wretched republicans just assaulted Elizabeth Warren by hitting her across the head with a TRUMP 2020 sign.

Did you see that little bitch over there carrying an AK47 and wearing a MAGA hat? They're probably a WRETCHED REPUBLICAN who believes that school kids should be shot at.

by wretched4life March 14, 2020

wrenchlet

A person whose mechanical ambition is less than their actual mechanical skill.

Anon 1- I want to replace the brake pads on my truck but I don't know which tools or new parts I will need.
Anon 2- Wow. You are a wrenchlet.

by NicksAccount May 9, 2021

Vagina Wrench

Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting according to her wishes. Through time the Vagina Wrench sets up a Pavlovian response in the male, whereby he becomes conditioned to do the female's bidding. Without outside intervention on the part of his friends, he is done for.

"Kevin is helpless. Every time he tries to hang out with the boys Suzy pulls out the Vagina Wrench and that's that. His friends haven't seen him in months. Fucking Pathetic!"

by Moonpuppy July 11, 2009

Wrench Dick

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.

Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

fart wrenching

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.

I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

by Shit_4_Brains July 1, 2007