parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

ab wrinkles

An excuse - an alternative name for fat rolls

I'm not fat, I just have ab wrinkles!!

by Thepatella March 23, 2017

fatigue wrinkles

The wrinkles under your eyes that are more profound after finally getting a good nights sleep.

When you work so much, or go hours without sleep, than you finally get a good solid 6+ hours of sleep. The wrinkles under your eyes are more defined than usual.

No ima see some birch with bags under eyes and be like damn look at them fatigue wrinkles lol

by Donald Trump! April 2, 2017

Catt wrinkles

when your ex cheats on your mother and she has three sons: your step brothers made from your ex. This is catt wrinkles.

"Dude my family got catt wrinkles!"
"Really? That sucks wrinkles"

by LizzzzzzzzJuliaazzzzz January 25, 2019

Wrinkles

Something that other people have...

Everyone has wrinkles, except you.

by Azure Dragon February 10, 2010

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

getting the wrinkles out

when a man gets erect in the shower to clean his junk better

when james was in the shower he was getting the wrinkles out so that he could clean his uncircumsized penis

by retahreggin9 June 20, 2009