The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."
by MatchesMaloneWasHere October 15, 2015
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The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'
The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'
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eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.
eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.
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