woodpecker 

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

woodpecker by Xeries July 20, 2024

Woodpecker Game

A technique used to attract persons of the opposite sex through a sequence of repeated, positive interactions taking place at dive bars and in the computer lab at Huntsman Hall which advance the pursuer’s cause ever so slightly with each passing day, much like the strategy a WOODPECKER employs to chop down a tree.

Jon takes forever to seal the deal, but his woodpecker game is unmatched. Given enough time, he'll cut down the entire forest.

Woodpecker Game by Woodrow Piculet December 17, 2008

Woodpecker-job 

A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.

I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career

Woodpecker-job by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014

woodpecker music 

name used by northern Irish unionist politician David Irvine to describe electronic music/music with repetative beats

"They had me up all night playing that bloody woodpecker music, the needle must be stuck on the record".

woodpecker music by Jonny Tennant December 13, 2005

woodpecker effect 

The woodpecker effect is a signature sexual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by Jed,to give you an idea Moses, one of Jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for Jed.

Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way:

'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix'

This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT.

'I tell you what sally, Jed didn't half give me a good woodpeckering last night'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?'
'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads'

woodpecker effect by Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 21, 2008

woodpecker sex 

the of putting one's nose in a girl's vagina

"Noelle totally put her nose in Cindy's vagina."

"Yeah, that was total woodpecker sex"

woodpecker sex by janicebuttknuckle February 19, 2010

Woodpecker Bowtie 

A stylish wooden bowtie for the modern gent

Donning my Woodpecker Bowtie to match my Tux tonight

Woodpecker Bowtie by SuaveGentleman February 11, 2015