wonkie

A young or rowdy male, particularly those who tend to party a lot.

Jeff's such a wonkie. Last night he went to the bar and vomited all over Jim.

by Tuby November 28, 2012

wonky

To be completely wasted, inebriated, shitfaced, blind. Must be said in an Australian twang.

I was getting wonky with me blokes while I was getting a bloody rimmy.

by 33rd Street July 24, 2005

wonky

Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

by Ben Sutton HK January 24, 2010

Wonky

fucking....fucked up.

dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.

by bluewaffle12345yu August 17, 2010

wonky

For instance; when you're talking to someone and one of their eyes casually wanders off to the side. Can also be applied to one's sexual orientation, like a gay man married to a woman.

I don't know why Tod continues on with his sharade, he's gay and he has a wonky eye.

by Derringer November 28, 2006

wonky

adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.

i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.

by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010

wonky

blatantly homosexual

Boy George is definately more than a bit wonky.

by kagr November 6, 2003