womanese

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

by judochop November 12, 2007

womancluttering

Womancluttering is when some bitch dumps her shopping on empty seats of public transport to take up as much space as possible.

if manspreading is a thing, so is womancluttering.

by zeydx June 25, 2017

womanbeater

a tank top for men that r kelly wore in the video with sparkle.

i had my womanbeater on when my wife came home and i beatt that ass

by Jessica May 14, 2004

Womanistic

A woman who displays a viewpoint that coincides with "I don't need a man" mentality

Jane is very womanistic when it comes to taking care of her household

by Lifecoach January 20, 2021

Womansterbation

Female form of masturbation.

I don't care what you say, my mom told me womansterbation is a natural thing!

by osiz February 8, 2010

Womanifest Destiny

When a man or group of men have the mindset that they need to have casual sex with every hot woman in the same situation. Situations are usually long term places like school, work or regulars in a bar or club.

Womanifest Destiny, being much like the United States' original idea of manifest destiny, has caused the downfall of many men.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Womance

The loving , caring, fun relationship of 2 straight woman . No sex is involved. Opposite of bromance

Aww look . Those 2 got a tight womance going on

by Tuesday Thomas May 15, 2014