Wofet

Also known as an over weight hobbit who is may or may not be comfortable with themselves.

"Oh my, Mary sure has become wofet." says Minna
"I know, we should play a jukary on her."
"Yeah!"

by juliet macbeth December 1, 2009

woxemnas

woxemnas-Code for womansex, to describe homosexual interactions happening between two women.

Every guys dream is to see to hot women having woxemnas.

Bow chika bow wow!!

by FTW!!!people May 15, 2011

Wifematised

The act of being hypnotised by the wife, whether because of her voice, her face, the way her arse moves in a pair of jeans or the sound of her yawn.

I didn't hear what you said because I was wifematised

by Klaus Hartmann April 30, 2014

Wofma

Warrent out for my arrest

Theres a wofma because I didnt show up to court

by Najave May 20, 2018

woement

A short period of mourning (usually involving tears) over something distressing, but not quite tragic. *Characterized by feelings of self-pity and short-lived hopelessness.

After receiving a B in her chemistry class instead of the A she had hoped for, Sarah had a woement in the women's restroom.

by mermaidshade June 4, 2018

wifemaking

making someone your wife

boreas was an active wife maker and made orithyia his wife.

"man are you wifemaking" Said Gerald
"No we just started dating" Doug Said.

by Mr. MR> MR. May 8, 2018

Woempa

Woempa is a meliorative for human or animal excrements. In the presence of children or at moments when one is obliged to use a word that describes but doesn't offend or embarras another person. One can use the word in prudence or to describe ones excrements during a medical check up.

"Watch out for the woempas when you play in the garden." "The dog has done woempa near the tree." "Hurry, I have to do woempa."

by Zephyr 2.0 March 25, 2018