A collection of usually three or more sets of wires that have managed to entangle themselves in absurdly complicated knot that usually leaves the user of said wires in a state of rage and frustration. Extraction of the wires can waste valuable minutes of life and n00b fragging of the poor soul who attempts said extraction.
by Saxasylum August 23, 2010
Get the Wire Orgy mug.When we were leaving the theatre after seeing that movie 'Slouchin' Liger Skid and Drag-on' this lame behind me was like 'That was some awesome Wire Fu!'... so I showed him what Hung Fu is all about and delivered a triple axle roundhouse kick to the side of his dome, but only after I hovered in mid-air for about 2 and a half seconds.
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The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!
Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...
by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009
Get the WIRE SPIDER mug.n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.
I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.
That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
by gnostic1 October 21, 2010
Get the wire wizard mug.That funny shaped metal object that people use to hang up clothes
That metal object, when straightened out, which is used as an optional abortion tool
When unbent, the most versatile tool for unlocking a car.
That metal object, when straightened out, which is used as an optional abortion tool
When unbent, the most versatile tool for unlocking a car.
Timmy:"I need to hang my clothes up, on this hanger"
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Jack:"my wife is pregnant"
Dominic:"Don't worry, I have a wire hanger"
Wife:"OH SHIT"
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Jack:"my wife is pregnant"
Dominic:"Don't worry, I have a wire hanger"
Wife:"OH SHIT"
by Napkinholder March 1, 2009
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Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever
by lammonoski February 12, 2008
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