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winnet

the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.
I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!
by david sidebotham May 1, 2006
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Winnits

Small ball like, shit pieces hanging from the hairs of an uncleaned/dirty anus.
I licked the winnits of my ex girlfriend Lauren.
by Jack Oldfield N.Wales June 1, 2019
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Winnet Juice

The humidification of the inner reaches of the gluteus maximus often leads to a moist yet crispy gathering around the ring of ones rectum. These juices often condense as vapour upon many day to day objects, such as glass, tables and the faces of small children.
Hey man, that's some crazy winnet juice you got going on, mind if I have a cup?
by Winnet Muncher 3000. June 2, 2009
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winnet

'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.
'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'
by Ginge-o January 13, 2008
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Winnerston

Someone who gains a lot of friends and followers, usually because they are friendly, smart, funny, and cool.
Beet Manington: Winston, you are so kind and you have a great sense of humor!

Paradox Jr: I have a lot of respect for you, you are very intelligent!

Cody: Wow, you are so cool, you're like a Winnerston!
by SwaggerBoi1 August 30, 2013
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Winnits

The dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the anus
Hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?
by jamesinoz November 25, 2007
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winnetmuncher

Some one who eats winnets. Winnets are the blobs of crusted up shit you see on cow's tails. Usually rcognisable by their bad breath!
What a winnetmuncher! Look at him go!

I bet he doesn't brush his teeth after.

You could be right I did notice he had halitosis.
by No.Mad.Ic January 28, 2007
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