wings

A system of rating sexual activity. The following colours are commonly used.

Pink - Sex with a white person
Black - Sex with a black person
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - "Watersports"
Silver - Sex with an O.A.P
Blue - Sex with a dead person

Never aspire for blue wings!

by ozzy1664 April 11, 2008

Wing

Similar to cuffing someone, making them your main guy or chick, putting them under your wings, watching over them loving them, just giving them the best ever!

If I was your girl I would wing you like no other.

by L0v3h8tr February 8, 2010

Wing

A wingman's duties

Rufus: Yo, run wing so I can holla at Portia.
Cornelius: I ran wing last night, it's your turn.

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

Wings

The accumulation of fat that protrudes slightly outward from under the arms of extremely obese people.

Did you see the season premier of The Biggest Loser last night? Those guys had some huge wings

by Bob's Burgers April 13, 2011

Wings

When you dont get a hair cut for a while and your sidies grow pretty long and they spread out like wings. This is perfect when you want to shake your head and feel your wings tickle you along with your massive fringe. Also see grommet. Grommets are the first to have wings at school after a long summer session living at the beach.

James got his wings clipped when he went back to school, but Nicks kept on growing.

by Nick Glenn February 10, 2004

wings

A system of rating sexual experience. Wings are awarded for certain acts (like in the Air Force etc.)
Commonly:
White Wings
Brown Wings
Red Wings
Gold Wings

contravercially also:
Pink Wings
Purple Wings

"What are you smiling about?"
"I got my pink wings last night..."

by denzille May 19, 2005

Wings

Paul McCartneys Next Band after the Beatles
constantly slagged off Despite McCartney's gift for Melody
I Guesse the Beatles Were an Impossible Act To Follow,For EVERYONE John Lennon included.

''Wings? Who are They?''
''Only The Band The Beatles Could Have Become!''
Alan Partridge

by ayeyermaw May 15, 2006