WilbertMas

WilbertMas is a holiday that takes place on the 24th of December on Christmas Eve. It’s a holiday where people of African American descent go around nearby houses and steal all of the occupants Christmas presents.

Mom: “Where did all of the Christmas presents go?”
Son: “Silly mom! You must’ve forgot last night was WilbertMas!”

by RealThugCripmas December 18, 2022

Joseph Wilbert

A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”

Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?

Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.

by thekingofdefinitionshimself May 5, 2022

Joseph Wilbert

The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”

The boy: “ I want Patrick”

Sigma male: “G Chapo”

The man: “Thank you”

Jj: Joseph Wilbert is me.”

by Themanwhomightbe May 6, 2022

Dry Wilbert

It's basically a wet willy but with a dry finger!

Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?

What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!

by Ritequik 805 March 19, 2023