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After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.
Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.
by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005
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mark wilkes

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1)A popular teen commonly known for his ginger hair and appearance on the Tv Show; An Unsuitable Job for a Women.

2) A name called at ginger people
hey look it's mark wilkes. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkes
by markko June 26, 2006
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john wilkes boof

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When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer
Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....
by Pfunk July 12, 2017
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pullin’ a Wilkes

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Usually used to describe overindulgent communications (i.e. texting) and unintentionally friend-zoning yourself. This is done by focusing on obsolete topics and leaving nothing to the imagination. This phrase was named after a novelist who resides just west of the Hudson..
He wouldn’t stop texting me essays about nonsense, he’s pullin’ a Wilkes..
by The Meighflower December 5, 2018
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Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.
i just john wilkes booth'd your mom
by Drew Donald October 26, 2007
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A school full of fake ass hoes who cant keep their legs together. Drugs and vapes are circling around and the school almost got shot up. The teachers are really rude to the students and dress code is gayer then the boys. Pretty much all the boys are short and they'll probably cheat on you with some twat from East. People pretend to be pregnant to get someone to stay with them. Bullying is not dealt with. The stuck up bitches care more about students grades then their will to live. Someone please show this to our principal. Hoes walk around with their back arched trying to look thicc when in all reality they're flatter then a mcdonalds burger.
North wilkes middle school makes me want to cry and kill myself.
by youurmom January 15, 2020
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The John Wilkes Booth

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When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.
"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"
by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014
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