Wifedup

1.To be completly tied down to a girl you have known for a short time. 2.Pu$$y whipped beyond repair 3. Shamelessly in love with a girl your whole crew ran thru at one time or another. 4. The act of auctioning of your testicals to the first girl that gargles them one time. Then never again because shes got you whipped.

1.Q. Wheres Oj? A. Man he dont kick it no more you know that nikkas wifedup

by ShimmyD July 8, 2011

wifferdill

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction

Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

wifed

To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.

'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'

by Assassin August 19, 2003

wifed

when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed

Anne: were not going out though
Jake:yeah but ya'll are wifed..so you pretty much are

by sweetie21 December 11, 2004

wienie wiffer

Faggot, queer, mudpacker

Jeez, we were at the gay bar last night, what a bunch of wienie wiffers. Bruce and Butch were in heaven!!

by swancata February 3, 2006

wifed up

Someone who is in a relationship. Specifically someone who is completely involved in a relationship that they ignore friends and change their lifestyle.

Erica - Hey Molly you are completely wifed up huh?
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.

by rap battle master March 30, 2009

wiffer sniffer

a person (often a pre-teen male) who farts in a bathtub so that they might bite the bubble it produces.

John, a legendary wiffer sniffer, leaned back in the bathtub with well-practiced ease and farted, then just as quickly, leaned forward again and bit the bubble.

by danton June 20, 2006