Dual-wielding

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

by pussy_ass_bitch January 06, 2021

Dual wielding

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.

Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.

by Captain Splash October 21, 2018

Vagina Wielding Twink

A twink who is a woman

"If these vagina wielding twinks don't stop taking my cash"

by ZootedMunchie February 19, 2025