by Lexodus February 22, 2011
Get the Whorse mug.A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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A sexual act that plays upon the popular biblical phrase 'The Four Horseman of the Apocolypse' and which involves four men and a whore; although she could very-well be a girlfriend, mistress, or wife but really it's more than likely going to be a whore...or a pornstar. Anyway, the four men and the whore gather together in a seedy hotel room where she assumes the doggystyle position parallel to the foot of the bed so that her ass hangs out over one side. Then, one man will lay underneath her and enter her vagina, while another man will stand behind her and enter her anus, while still yet another man will stand at the other end of the bed and enter her mouth, while finally the last man will stand at the foot of the bed and place his dick in her hand. The woman will then balance herself using her one remaining hand and arm to keep herself steady as the four men begin to ride her in a scene that could very well usher in the Apocolypse' of mankind.
Steve: Hey Matt! Rich, Bill, and I are are one guy for our foursome...what do you say are you available this afternoon?
Matt: Hey Steve, sounds great I have been itching to get out on the links all summer!
Steve: Oh no Matt, sorry we're not playing golf buddy. It's Bill's 40th birthday so his wife let him get a whore so we're going over to the Holiday Inn on 5th Street and we're going to doing The Four Whoresmen. Interested?!?
Matt: Sure thing, I'll head over at 2 o'clock, that work?
Steve: Perfect!
Matt: Hey Steve, sounds great I have been itching to get out on the links all summer!
Steve: Oh no Matt, sorry we're not playing golf buddy. It's Bill's 40th birthday so his wife let him get a whore so we're going over to the Holiday Inn on 5th Street and we're going to doing The Four Whoresmen. Interested?!?
Matt: Sure thing, I'll head over at 2 o'clock, that work?
Steve: Perfect!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the The Four Whoresmen mug.A force meme from 4chan about a character from Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4. A pannel of the woman hating, sadistic antagonist Tohru Adachi, from a H-Doujin was uploaded by an anonymous 4channer with the words "Bitches and Whores" that replaced the text. The picture was enough to start a small collection of fan art and remixes.
by Viva La Watt August 13, 2009
Get the Bitches and Whores mug.guys that are man sluttish not acual sluts but sluttish. thats what man whorish is, dumping one girl for another, cheating, and such.
by ello kitty 1515 September 13, 2011
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Get the whoreson mug.An expression describing a woman desensitized to what she should naturally be ashamed of, desensitized usually by sleeping around and being a whore. Sometimes known as bitch face.
Studies of female brains have shown women lose the ability to pair bond and nurture healthy childeren the more sexual partners they have. Women receive the most dopamine, oxytocin and other chemicals vital for monogamy decreasingly with every male after their first sexual partner. This is why men have a natural revulsion of women who have had more than one partner, And partially explains a fathers protective instinct of his daughters. Natural selection favors men who pair bond and raise childeren with women who are less likely to cuckold there mate.
Remember, You can't make a hoe into a housewife.
This is used in the bible as an analogy for a person, group (The nation of Isreal in Jeremiah 3), or church who has broken all meaning of integrity so severely they no longer recognize the damage or the evil of their actions.
It is a relevant term today describing how the average persons sense of right and wrong has been warped from what is natural. This has lead to the destruction of marriage, massive numbers of fatherless homes and bastard births (30% to upwards of 80% illigitamacy rates in some groups), open and increasing sexual perversion (homosexuality, pedophilia, transvestites, beastiality, pornography, adultery, prostitution) and the sexualization of young children especially girls.
Studies of female brains have shown women lose the ability to pair bond and nurture healthy childeren the more sexual partners they have. Women receive the most dopamine, oxytocin and other chemicals vital for monogamy decreasingly with every male after their first sexual partner. This is why men have a natural revulsion of women who have had more than one partner, And partially explains a fathers protective instinct of his daughters. Natural selection favors men who pair bond and raise childeren with women who are less likely to cuckold there mate.
Remember, You can't make a hoe into a housewife.
This is used in the bible as an analogy for a person, group (The nation of Isreal in Jeremiah 3), or church who has broken all meaning of integrity so severely they no longer recognize the damage or the evil of their actions.
It is a relevant term today describing how the average persons sense of right and wrong has been warped from what is natural. This has lead to the destruction of marriage, massive numbers of fatherless homes and bastard births (30% to upwards of 80% illigitamacy rates in some groups), open and increasing sexual perversion (homosexuality, pedophilia, transvestites, beastiality, pornography, adultery, prostitution) and the sexualization of young children especially girls.
Joey's friend: "I had Joey over and he just randomly went on my computer and started watching porn like it was no big deal."
Friend of Joey's friend: "Wow, Joey's got a whores forehead."
Friend of Joey's friend: "Wow, Joey's got a whores forehead."
by Jerry3:3 January 3, 2018
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