chandy paul whitten

(1) When you fuck up beyond belief, you get handed a major L, or do something super fiend-like.

(2) When someone's life is one big L

"You spilled my drink you Chandy Paul Whitten"

"I feel bad for that guy. Hes a Chandy Paul Whitten"

by Nameyoullneverknow May 29, 2017

Whittemore

Some sexy italian blonde who is amazingly amazing. *Tends to have large areas on the upper body that attract all the men.*

Example: "That chick is such a whittemore!"

by raquell?? June 20, 2007

Whittle

The type of girl who takes your breath completely away.
She is completely perfect in any and every way and never fails to brighten up your day.

She is amazing, beautiful, smart, intelligent, sexy, witty- to name a few.

ManA: "daymmm. She is hot!"
ManB: "I know right! She is such a Whittle!" <3

by JoshyKeatz December 3, 2010

Whitter

Whitter is short for fuckwit, meaning a stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse)

Mate you are being a bit of a whitter

by AngryBogan October 4, 2018

whitelike

To describe someone who isn't white do something that looks REALLY WHITE

Jerome was playing ball with his friends when all of the sudden he made a whitelike comment and suggested they leave and go play some ping pong instead.

by Wassupmydoods420 December 11, 2018

Whittle Syndrome

When an adolescent male fails to maintain an erection whilst chopping a lady due to extreme consumption of Tennents and being regularly alphad my other males

Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome

by The King Prawn June 1, 2021

Adolf whittler

An absolute genius in all fields. Can take any sort of drug without second thought and still be able to pass a driving exam. Usually good friends with a certain lad, generally called ‘Samuel Kerr’. Loves short Norwich men and is absolutely fucking stunning.

“Wow! I absolutely love the whittler! “
Don’t you want me baby tune:
“🎶Adolf Whittler baby. Adolf Whittler, ohhh oh oh oh🎶“

by UrLEDLights May 12, 2022