Free the whales

To eject sperm. To eject human male sperm containing 23 chromosomes into an egg

He will Free the whales by giving his sperm to Jessica tonight

by FreeDemWhales April 7, 2015

save the whales

But shoot the seals.

by Cheech and Chong July 30, 2003

whalesbian

Gay-community slang for a fat person, usually just for a fat lesbian girl.
Generally accepted as a non-insult, unless the fat person is offended by the fact they're fat.

A: Omg, you ordered 5 Big Macs???
B: Yeah, that should be enough for a snack.
A: Damn, no wonder you're turning into a whalesbian.

by bobtail January 24, 2012

whaler's license

A license needed to attract females that are heavyset

"Damn you check that chick out?"
"Hell no, I'd need a whaler's license for that shit"

by Stephen & Matt June 11, 2006

whaleruss

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale

vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ

by misslovley October 31, 2009

whales lug

Large cavernous vagina.

"She's had so many kids, she's got a fanny like a whales lug"

by g dub funk December 9, 2009

whaleish

when one feels very calm and slow but their mind is moving like crazy and putting strange and interesting thoughts down on paper.

"today i woke up and felt very whaleish once i got dressed and ready to take on my day"

by Dr. Finneus Ratworth P.H.D April 26, 2010