wessels

a really horny bitch who can't stop talking or thinking about sexual content.

Wow! why does he have to be such a wessels.

by ujunag April 29, 2008

Wessieing

Falling asleep at any position and time

she was wessieing at the gate for the past 2 hours.

by nodders August 28, 2015

wesseler

When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself

How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!

by Bf81818 July 17, 2016

wessimessiboy

the main antagonist of the new series "your mom is a whore" a man who doesn't give a fuck, slaps bitches, and is gonna get arrested for war crimes. #putinsidol #lameassniggawhothinkshescool #bitch

that nigga wessimessiboy didn't pay for his taxes.

by BlackGuy90620 March 6, 2022

Wessel

A sheepfucker.

Frank: You hear that noise?
Bert: Yeah. Wessel's fucking sheep again.

by McFucknugget'sbestfriend June 14, 2022

wessel

wessel is cool, sexy and has an amazing jawline. wessel is super sweet and will always be there for you no matter what. he has a glowing smile and beautiful brown eyes. wessel is the best friend you could ever ask for.

person 1: wow that guys jawline is amazing asf
person 2: that’s because his name is wessel

by Carina Davis July 15, 2022

Wessel

Wessels are one of the sweetest, most genuine people you will ever meet. Always there for his friends, supportive, honest, and loyal. Wessels are most definitely your ride or die. They'll be there till the end. ❤❤❤

Man, I'm so glad I met a guy named Wessel, cause' he's amazing!

Wessel is my husband and were getting married soon!

by Shattered Glass August 10, 2022