Johnny Wrenchface

An anonymous way to refer to a person you think is a tool.

Johnny Wrenchface still hasn't turned on the plumbing? Our landlord is a tool!

by -BS#4 October 15, 2008

Mississippi Pipe Wrench

Having a huge and deformed penis with an extra large pee hole

I saw Tom in the locker room yesterday, he had a huge Mississippi Pipe Wrench

by Yourmainmandjdanthemixman January 10, 2016

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

wencher

Somebody who goes wenching (persuing women in a lecherous way). A womanizer.

"Art thou yet a wencher, my husband? Wherefore must thou surrender to such lust that thou shalt tumble in a stable with some flax-wench of a dairymaid and forget the wife that awaits thee?!"

"From the beginning, Frida knew that her husband would be a wencher."

by Lorelili January 18, 2008

Wrenchpants

tiny, cheap, Hobbit-like creature with squirrel-like hands and an inability to pronounce words or names correctly; usually blind and possesses the ability to cross highly trafficked streets without harm, almost like an invisible Frogger game; inevitably, this creature's clothing is ill-fitted, leading him to pull, twist or "wrench" such attire so that the wallet is lying on the hip; the Wrenchpant's biggest enemy are "shortpants" or, more commonly, "short britches"; this creature pretends to have a higher education and would sell his own srambled-egg-eyebrowed father down the river to save a dime

It gets old as heck working for that bitch-ass Wrenchpants.

by Buz Mills December 9, 2008

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

jeep wrench

n. A large hammer. Used to get bolts in place, body panels in line, driveline components off, or just venting frustration. These come in many different varieties. Old wooden ones for cjs, solid metal ones for xjs, rubber coated ones for zjs

I need to get the track bar off....Hand me the jeep wrench please.

by CrawfishStu October 11, 2006