Werner shot

This a shot in football that references Chelsea and Germany footballer Timo Werner. He is known for missing open chances and so when someone misses an open goal, its a Werner joke

Player 1: (misses from 2 cm away)
Opposition: Such a werner shot

by UMM OKK LOL October 13, 2021

Timo Werner Syndrome

A condition whereby Chelsea fans fail to acknowledge and make excuses on how terrible a player is. They mostly tend to blame it on the manager's system

He has the Timo Werner Syndrome

by Zeddidah January 17, 2022

Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

by TessiixX January 12, 2010

weiner sneeze

the act of jizzing

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.

by AEtennessee May 18, 2010

Weiner Sneeze

Slang term for male ejaculation

He weiner sneezed inside her

by ErnMcCracken September 10, 2010

honey-weiner syndrome

A syndrome of the weiner after screwing a bottle of honey. Take a wild guess.

"How the heck did I get honey-weiner syndrome????"
"Gee, I wonder."

by We're not eating these oranges January 30, 2014

Weiner squeezin'

sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!

by jakerater July 22, 2009