The Woodpecker

When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...

The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...

by D's wife May 26, 2019

Weedwacker

Someone who masterbates while on marijuana

"Man I was a weedwacker last night"

by Jonathin Smith December 9, 2009

Weedwacker

One who masturbates like a ferocious lioness after they smoke weed.

Dealer: "This shit will get you just high enough to have the energy to be a weedwacker, man."
Lioness: "GRAWR!!"

by NuggBugg July 28, 2010

Woodpecker

A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.

"Dude, I heard Tommy got woodpeckered by that bitch Alyssa."

by aidanmotos June 10, 2015

Woodstock Woodpecker

An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.

Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.

by Snowy Dragon February 18, 2007

Woodpecker

While getting head from a girl tell her to suck you balls. While she's doing that repeatedly smack her in the forehead with you cock.

Ken's mom was sucking my nuts and I gave her a woodpecker. Now she's got my mushroom stamp.

by Spaulding B February 23, 2009

Woodpecker

The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.

I just woodpeckered the shit outta jack

by keeferinhurr February 19, 2011