Weapons of Mass Destruction

It's okay for some countries to have, like North Korea, but not others, like everybody else.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

As determined by Bush:

Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.

Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki

eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons

A couple of terrorists were scouting out a building for over 2 years which they then planned to destroy with "weapons of mass destruction". Oh wait a minute... why would you hunt for a good place to use a nuke or other missile when such a weapons is more than enough to destroy the entire neigbhorhood?

by Jorotonimo April 21, 2005

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A most foul smelling fart that can peel paint from the walls, cause women to faint, small children and animals to die, and clear entire stadiums.

Man, that burrito I ate last night made me drop some WMD's , weapons of mass destrution. Done cleared out the village.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

A loose term used to ambiguously declare war on oil-rich nations so George W. Bush can become the universal owner of all oil wells existing on the face of the earth.

Otherwise known as the bullshit we're told exists in order to destroy a nation so my buddy at Halliburton can make millions rebuilding it.

Come on. Do I really need to give one?

by globalgirl November 6, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Today's bad TV programming.

Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

weapon of mass distraction

Two or more active communicators that often have a difficult time with closing a discussion because the flow of ideas is strong.

Anna and Rohan were the perfect weapon of mass distraction always talking into the wee hours of the morning.

by Anna Deak April 15, 2006

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)

A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.

by Pinto July 31, 2003