weapons of mass distraction 

Something that distracts large numbers of people from thinking about important issues.

For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.

weapons of mass distraction by afroken January 15, 2004

Weapons of mass deduction 

Taxes or else other methods of removing the working people's hard earned cash. Typically utilized by the man, these weapons are a crime against humanity and a sin against nature.

Tom: Who in the name of Ayn Rand do the IRS think they are, taking my pay from me? I don't owe them two farts!

Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.

Weapons of mass deduction by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 1, 2011

weapons grade 

as is "weapons grade plutonium" signifying the material that has been refined to higher quality suitable for an intended purpose, much like oil is refined into gasoline.

weapons grade plutonium

weapons grade by Dan February 2, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

A replacement word you use when you cant pronounce the word "nuclear" correctly.

George W. Bush: "Our goal in Iraq, is to find, and kill, these nuculer- nucu- new-cue- nuc-lee-er, um, mu-cu-.... weapons of mass destruction.

weapons of mass destruction by Gir's Moose December 27, 2008

weapons grade 

Classification given to materials that are suitable for making weapons of a specific kind (chemical, biological, nuclear, or even conventional)

1. Weapons grade uranium is used to make nuclear missles.

2. Bob likes to reload his own ammunition for his guns. He's experienced at what he's doing and so he only uses weapons grade materials.

weapons grade by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

Weapons of Mass Destruction

the U.S. has plenty of them, and they used them without remorse in the past.

Anyone remember Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and Vietnam? All were devastated by America's use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. For instance, nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and Agent Orange on Vietnam.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by sarcastic July 7, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Items of such atrocities that do NOT exist!

Geroge Dubya: Hmmmmm, we've been searchin' for them weapons of mass destruction for about 4 years now and still ain't found none. Well, we must call for more American troops wasting there lives for no reason in Iraq! (when it should really be Afghanistan because of Al-Qaeda)

weapons of mass destruction by woobie October 10, 2005