A watermelon is a name for a boy who is very amazing. He can always make you laugh and he never takes things to seriously. He is the type of guy that you look forward to talking to every day. He also loves big black pillows. He is very sweet and nice. He is never rude or mean, and if he is, that is because you have made him very upset or he is standing up for someone he cares about. He has a best friend that will always care for him, no matter what. His best friend will always be there, until the end.
It can also be a fruit.
It can also be a fruit.
by urBFFLisAWESOME124 October 04, 2011
A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
by Onion113 May 27, 2010
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by day_dream_elaina July 11, 2008
Tracy: Mmm, that was a nice desert Bob. May I ask what the 'secret ingredient' is?
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.
by Makolal July 16, 2009
In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.
"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"
"dude she is so sick!"
" I know, right?"
"dude she is so sick!"
" I know, right?"
by Herbie Mcfish April 30, 2009
A communist who try's to underhandedly impose/insert their communist ideology by wrapping it up in environmentalism.
by Trothunter June 20, 2020