watering the bushes is a sexual act that occurs when a female has an extremely large bush of pubic hair. the male is turned off due to the immense amount of pubic hair so he then inserts his limp penis into the gross bushy hair covered hole very carefully and then begins to urinate into the womans vagina. this act of urinating inside of the female's vagina is in fact "watering" the "bushes" or in reality her pubic hair.
i was about to lay pipe in this one bitch from the laser tag course and then i felt her bush of pubes and went limp... so out of pure anger i worked my limp cock into this cunts pussy and took a piss all up in her and wound up watering the bushes like a fucking man would.
by sav sex (the dream team) March 31, 2009
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Dude B: "na, I just went outside and was watering the plants"
Dude B: "na, I just went outside and was watering the plants"
by ronifer b March 7, 2015
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Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011
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Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.
Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.
by Blake Evans May 23, 2018
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After waiting 6 hours in Arthurs' garden to catch him in tag, Kevin Fung took a whiz (urination) in the garden.
by Big Todd September 7, 2005
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by tytopgun January 2, 2009
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