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willy watcher 

A man that stands next to you in the gents toilets and spends all the time eyeing up yer wood
You:I was in the toilets and Tom came in and stared at my penis.
Friend:Didn't you know he waas a Willy watcher
willy watcher by Geordie Boy October 14, 2003

water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.
A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.
water watcher by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Screen Watcher 

A person who while participating in a game of Halo looks at his opponents screen to gain unfiar advantage. This is considered an extremelty "gay" tactic by seasoned halo players. When discovered, screen watchers should be promply shot in the head.
"Hey Strode, if you don't stop being a screen watcher, I'll pop a cap in yo ass"
Screen Watcher by John Dominy August 21, 2007

The Watcher 

(1) A horror movie.
(2) The minecraft bedrock server BrokenLens' anticheat system. Known for banning people for no reason, but cases like these are few and far in between. However, if you get banned by it you are screwed as the staff don't unban these type of people
(1) The Watcher is a 2016 movie.
(2) Brokenlens staff: "sorry, we don't unban people banned by the watcher"
The Watcher by A dying goat August 25, 2019

Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher 

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW
I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

Dick Watcher 

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.
See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.
Dick Watcher by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011