Deshaun Watson

Deshaun Watson: There is no massage, now take off your clothes.

"There is no massage, now take off your clothes." - Deshaun Watson

by Skinnynate April 12, 2021

wassing

Also spelled wassin' - the act of wiping spit, snot, or any other type of bodily exriment onto a window.

The game of wassin', played like "ding dong ditching" where one goes up to a door, spits on the door (mucus, feces), rings the bell and runs away. This game can be played with a group where multiple people spit on multiple windows before the doorbell is rung.

Hell yeah, i was wassing on all of her windows. She'll have a fun time cleaning that up.

by Frank The Cook January 22, 2011

Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.

Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."

by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008

emma warson

When you decide to search up some random famous chick's name that was a character in a famous book related movie called Harry Potter but you spelled her name wrong. When this happens you immediately realize that you fucked up and that you have to read this because it caught your eye.

Alright time to find this chick in the urban dictionary!*types Emma Warson*
You: ah shit...

by Urbigdickbitch January 1, 2020

carter watson

the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher

did you see carter watson yesterday?

yes she’s such a #girlboss

by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021

Dr John Watson

Gay for Sherlock holmes

Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes: No.

Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —

by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013

smith & wesson

gun company that mainly makes double action combat revolvers, but still make semi-automatic handguns. famous for the model 629 a stainless model of the 29, seen in the movie "dirty harry" chambered in the infamous .44 magnum round. they also make the 686 wich is a .357 magnum.

my smith & wesson 629 is better than your glock 17 because it's just as quick to reload with speedloaders, and it's a much more powerful caliber.

by the-sawed-off-gangsta May 5, 2006