Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass
by mitch00uk March 31, 2015
Get the wanking face mug.Slang. It’s derived from New York. It’s what New Yorkers say when a car cuts in front of them when they’re walking.
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BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.
Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!
by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2005
Get the wanking with dinosaurs mug.A person of the wanking variety. Usually wanking when they should be doing something else, probably more productive.
Often associated with someone who is always late.
Often associated with someone who is always late.
by RushilsMum July 20, 2010
Get the Wankit mug.A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.
"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"
"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"
"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"
"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"
"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"
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Get the wanking spanners mug.comin from the east side kno t.n. means to be bumpin like system is really loud and u lettin ya self be known
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