Wankatorium

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !

65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!

by Lewcou September 2, 2018

wankatron

person who wanks a lot

that guy tommy is a real wankatron

by tobeus August 29, 2003

wackaholic

Someone who constantly wacks off to relieve stress, or they just do it because it is an addiction; therefore they are wackaholics.

"Man I was so stressed out I had to wack-off twice already today!"
"Holy shit! Your such a wackaholic!"

by Lindsey S. August 4, 2006

wankademic

A name used to identify a member of the academic community whose sole existence is driven not by enlightening humanity, but instead by making themselves look better through the crafting of convenient theories and nice-sounding models. In other words, academic masturbation.

"You read that article by Dervin? Yeah, she's a real wankademic."

by gaberdine January 31, 2005

Wankthritis

Wankthritis is caused by psychologically and emotionally AWESOME but physically overly aggressive wanking. All truthful men experience at various times of their ejaculatory lives levels of real wankthritis pain in the wrist, fingers, palm, forearm, or other region. Sometimes wankthritis causes a top head ache or real pain in the bottom head; wankthritis in the very object of our abuse/affection -- and his low-hanger pals.

"After six hours of watching his 'Houston 500' DVD, Big Bill's wankthritic wrists were killing him. He went to a frequently similarly suffering pharmacist pal for a secret solution to his wankthritis. He was sold KY warming liquid. Go figure. Cool! No, WARM is best for wankthritis."

by WordWiseMan October 17, 2008

Wankasaurus

An entity with a slight resemblance to a ghost. Appears to be in the act of "wanking". Having only one arm, it's known to make the brave giggle and the weak cower in fear.

Dude, last night when I was walking home, I swear I saw a wankasaurus hiding in the woods! I was terrified!

by ThatGuyWho... September 25, 2010

WankChank

when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together

boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure

by meggersandtessers May 7, 2011