wandering

walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.

friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"

by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016

wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.

No Example for a Wandering Monster

by Woñs March 16, 2012

Brazilian Wandering Spider

A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.

Brazilian Wandering spider was mentioned in this way on Gradeaundera's video called Phobias

by YoloMenace001 March 31, 2020

wadelling penguine

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin

Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.

by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

by sir johnathan the 2nd April 4, 2022

wandering

When not smashed, but baked to some extent you have the incredble urge to go wandering and steal candy from 7-11 for your munchdown and walk for a long discussing topics of our modern world.

ben: I snagged a couple creme eggs and a mars, you? *laughs*
mike: *snorts/giggles* a creme egg!

ben: haha egg!

mike: omands creek is only 3 miles away, let's make like hobos and go wandering there!

ben: yeah!! *snorts* hobos!

by Miklus April 26, 2006