wet weinie

a dick that can't hold an orgasm; term for a loser that sees a hot girl and has an orgasm immediately

"Is that Alicia? She's so friggin' hot!"
"You have a wet weinie! What a loser! You sick freak!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Magic Weinie

Brandon's fake boner that we created for photographical purposes.

(Caption of picture): Rise, Magic Weinie!

by Frows December 11, 2004

weinie bikini

A speedo style man thong often worn by male strippers to accentuate the junk while doing the shakie puddin'

That guy looks like a complete douche bag wearing that lime green weinie bikini.

by ta2d spinner January 4, 2012

Wainer

To Wainer someone is to make them better looking or better endowed.

We took Brian out and wainered him. Girls love him now.

by Robert from Louies May 3, 2008

waincier

a person who uses to much lies.

my freind is a very big waincier.

by pablo ferrufino January 21, 2008

waincier

a person who uses to much lies.

my freind is a very big waincier.

by pablo ferrufino January 21, 2008

Weinie wash

the act of vaginal/ or oral sex with an in or significant girlfriend(s) or date(s) with the inclusion of monetary disbursement of dollars involved..also refered to as a half and half.

Before you get your weinie wash tonight for fifty bucks after you get shot down at closing time, you'd better wrap that rascal.

by the Leche January 4, 2012