Waffeling

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.

Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*

by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008

waffldiddlious

obscene; obsurd; esp. when refering to waffles or subject is related to waffles.

Kirk's Chicken and Waffles is a waffldiddlious establishment. Who would want chicken with their waffles?

by The Mighty Waffler December 15, 2009

Waffery

Waff-errr-reee

To waffle, jabber, jibber, ramble and mumble on. Any time you talk or write about something that has no real relavence or importance.

It was merely an exercise in waffery, which is why I mentioned my assumptions, providied my workings out and asked readers to draw their own conclusions.

by Stigward July 12, 2011

Co-Waffled

The act of being owned or as others say, pwned, in a video game or real life situation such as Call of Duty or a mere soccer game with friends.

Person 1: I just totally Co-Waffled that n00b
Person 2: Yeah he was totally pwned

by CodyKoolKat12 September 29, 2010

twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008

blue waffel

grossest thing of my life. I dies a little inside when I saw it...If someone ever asks you to look up a blue waffel...lests just say it has NOTHING to do with waffels...you will be foooooollled. nasty ew

another way of gooling you like *scary maze* for example: dude look up blue waffel! his friend: uhhhhhhm no man

by fuck biiitches get money January 4, 2011