A Wacey is no ordinary man. Wacey is fricken awesome and no one can tell him any different. Wacey tends to be over looked sometimes in large crowds, but when you find him and start talking to him, you will come to find that he is very charming, funny and extremely handsome. Wacey is (dare i say it) sought to be the man of the bedroom, if you know what i mean. Oh yes, Wacey is the king of all bedrooms, back seats, movie theater seats, parks, benches, tables, couches, swings, Walmarts, public bathrooms, changing rooms, where ever he may be, he is the king. No man can ever follow in his footsteps. Girls will find out that after they have been with Wacey, no Mike, Joe, Steve or even Erik can ever stand up to what he has done. Girls will always come crawling back to him, but he won't take them back. Wacey is a one and done type of guy. He never gets caught with Sloppy Seconds. Ever. Wacey will not only curl your toes in the sack, but he will also show you all of his tallents on stage. That's right. Wacey is a future actor in the making. Wacey is also great at parties. He is the life of the party, kind of like that guy that always brings fried chicken at just the right time during a party. He never brings the chicken, but he will bring the beef (if you know what i mean). He is one outstanding individual. Everybody needs to know a Wacey at some point in their lives, and if you don't then shame on you.
Girl #1: Oh Wacey, that's an unusual name
Wacey: Bitch! did i say you could talk?!?!
Girl #1: I'm sorry! i didn't mean to insult you!
Wacey: You're god damn right you didn't!
Girl #1: It will never happen again, i think you're really hot!
Wacey: Alright, Alright, Alright. You gonna learn today! Now shut the fuck up and get on your knees.
Girl #1: gets on her fucking knees.
Wacey: Bitch! did i say you could talk?!?!
Girl #1: I'm sorry! i didn't mean to insult you!
Wacey: You're god damn right you didn't!
Girl #1: It will never happen again, i think you're really hot!
Wacey: Alright, Alright, Alright. You gonna learn today! Now shut the fuck up and get on your knees.
Girl #1: gets on her fucking knees.
by FluffNugget November 4, 2013
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Aaron ordered up a girl at columbiacupid.com and now she is his webcam wifey who he plans on marrying should he be able to get her imported into the USA.
by Chuckdeeeeeeezy June 8, 2010
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A real girl. Not the girl you just try to fuck or is temporary but the one you can see yourself marring. The girl that is beautiful in every way and not just some hoe.
by sw33t_kiss February 20, 2007
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- an expression commonly used by Filipinos of younger generation to denote of disapproval, epic fail, bad turnouts, or anything relevant to negativity. sometimes, it just simply means "no" or "don't have". commonly replied to someone who tells a joke, implying that the joke is not funny at all and is corny.
- if added with the prefix "na-" in the front, as in "nawaley", it would mean that something is lost.
- the antonym of "havey". see "havey".
- origin of the word comes from the Filipino word "wala", meaing "don't have" or "no" in English.
- an expression commonly used by Filipinos of younger generation to denote of disapproval, epic fail, bad turnouts, or anything relevant to negativity. sometimes, it just simply means "no" or "don't have". commonly replied to someone who tells a joke, implying that the joke is not funny at all and is corny.
- if added with the prefix "na-" in the front, as in "nawaley", it would mean that something is lost.
- the antonym of "havey". see "havey".
- origin of the word comes from the Filipino word "wala", meaing "don't have" or "no" in English.
A: "Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
B: "I dunno..."
A: "Because 7, 8, 9!!!"
B: "Too bad, I already heard that! Waley! Next, please!"
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A: "Where's your cellphone?"
B: "Nawaley. I lost it in the school."
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A: "Dude, what did you get for the test?"
B: "Waley, man. I got 67"
A: "It really is waley"
B: "I dunno..."
A: "Because 7, 8, 9!!!"
B: "Too bad, I already heard that! Waley! Next, please!"
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A: "Where's your cellphone?"
B: "Nawaley. I lost it in the school."
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A: "Dude, what did you get for the test?"
B: "Waley, man. I got 67"
A: "It really is waley"
by mogultown September 26, 2010
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We gotta stop stereotyping and start attributing to women their true values!
We gotta stop stereotyping and start attributing to women their true values!
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