Hop Waddling

The act of looking like you're in a hurry, without actually moving any quicker than walking pace.

* Birds standing on the road. *

" Silly birds get off the road, or you'll be run over "

* Birds don't fly off, instead they commence hop waddling *

" Fine just hop waddle out of the way then "

" You have wings use them, Stupid hop waddlers !! "

by Aneejit March 2, 2023

Waddle Daddy

The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.

The Waddle Daddy subdued my girlfriend with his persuasive tenndies and tum tum rolls.

by the big rico July 13, 2019

Penguin Waddle

The uncomfortable and visually peculiar method of walking that one must utilize after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

Oh man, look at that penguin waddle! Shana must've been rammed hard last night.

by mr exx February 21, 2009

Wet Waddle

Busting a heavy nut in your girl's pussy or ass and causing her to waddle like a duck so she don't leak as she walks for a gak towel or cum rag.

I busted all up in Rachel's pussy. She was doing the wet waddle all the way to the bathroom to get a towel.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Waddle

1. A form of walking, popular among ducks attempting to buy grapes from lemonade stands.

2. Walking like a duck, with short steps and a clumsy swaying motion.

Examples:
1. Then he waddled away, waddle waddle...

2. Timmy walked with a waddle.

by Ryuuma November 15, 2012

O shit waddup

A phrase spoken after dat boi says "here come dat boi." The phrase and meme were popularized in April 2016.

Here come dat boi!
O shit waddup?!?

by funwillfunwill May 16, 2016

dick wadd

Similar to a tight wadd who is cheap and greedy, a "dick wadd" is someone who is so much of a dick that they are a cluster fuck or wadd of dicks. This insult is usually reserved for special occasions of full sentence obscenities where you start to run out of names to call the person.

You fucking ass mongering worthless monkey fucking dick wadd!

by Lostsheep November 13, 2016