A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).
My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".
verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing
verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing
Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.
by SugarWooferPro September 7, 2016

a fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the fluffy or cute variety, can be used in regards to any breed of dog
by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024

by masturbation_enthusiast June 10, 2017

Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!
Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem
Guy 1: what a liar
Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem
Guy 1: what a liar
by Fyckhxktstjskt August 28, 2021

by Theowuy July 6, 2023
