fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).

My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

sugar woofer

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".

verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing

Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.

by SugarWooferPro September 7, 2016

Fuckin Woofer

a fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the fluffy or cute variety, can be used in regards to any breed of dog

Ey Up, Have you seen that fuckin woofer over yonder. fluffy little thing innit

by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024

Woofer

A very large dog.

Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.

by masturbation_enthusiast June 10, 2017

Woofer

Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol

Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!

Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem

Guy 1: what a liar

by Fyckhxktstjskt August 28, 2021

Woofer

A hardware ID (HWID) spoofer mostly used to unblocked games.

I got a woofer tool so I am unbanned in call of duty

by Theowuy July 6, 2023