It's lollipops or whoopass

It can be really nice or really not.

It's lollipops or whoopass, dude, and guess what - I'm fresh out of lollipops.

by dense fog April 20, 2010

a can of whoopass

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a can of whoopass suck it

by Sonic101TailsFucksCream May 02, 2010

can of whoopass

To get your ass whupped by someone else.

Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you, dawg!

by TheBurninator December 09, 2003

tank of whoopass

A serious amount of whoopass

Don't make me open a tank of whoopass on yo' ass

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

keg of whoopass

bigger then a can of whoopass

ill open a keg of whoopass on all of you!

by rattman July 26, 2006

Pocket Full of Whoopass

The act of being Midnight Missioned.

"You've been hit by a pocket full of whoopass."

by Unfortunate Russian March 10, 2009

Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 02, 2019