Walmart Board

A non-name brand skateboard; usually bought at a large corporation like walmart; really cheap

Paul was so proud of himself for snapping his skateboard in two.
"Dude, thats cause it was a Walmart board..."

by GS261 April 3, 2009

walmart fabio

A “man”, who prides himself on his long, greasy hair, and on telling women how they should look, think, and act. He (gravely) mistakens himself as God’s gift to women.

A Casanova?!? *laugh out loud* No, he’s just a Walmart Fabio.

by Billifer February 23, 2019

Wholefartedly

To agree with something or someone so much that your ass gas is even seemingly in agreement.

I agree wholefartedly with the statements and sentiments expressed by Mr. E. Dingleberry in regards to the construction of the new bridge to be built over the Douchebag River.

by Shit_4_Brains June 20, 2007

walmart boobs

Breast implants that are so fake and cheap looking that they look like they came from Walmart.

Look at Jessica, she went to get plastic surgery so her boyfriend would stop watching porn, and now she has walmart boobs.

by p1534 May 16, 2009

Walmart

A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.

The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department

Mr. Garrison: Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
Gerald: How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle: All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.

(Taken from South Park's Walmart spoof "Something Wall-Mart comes this way".)

by Harvey Brown February 5, 2010

Walmart Rental

Buying something from walmart to use for awhile, and then return after you're done.

Person A: Are you going camping this weekend?
Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
Person A: Oh, just get it on Walmart Rental, and grab a cooler too.
Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.

by Douglass The First September 20, 2009

Walmart Woman

A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.

Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"

by thechickengoesquack June 13, 2015