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Wash MO

Let's go cruise 5th Street here in Wash MO...there's nothing else to do.
by scoobydoo347 May 13, 2005
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Wash of Shame

When a female finishes masturbating and walks to the sink and wash her sex toy(s)
Brianna felt ashamed when her roommate caught her in the bathroom doing the wash of shame after using her dildo.
by Claud4 May 9, 2014
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wash nostalgic

To wash with a vague or regretful longing for how one used to wash. To wistfully remember washing the way one used to back in the day.
Since the Corona virus hit, my hands are raw… Dude... it makes me wash nostalgic.
by Freybjorg April 15, 2020
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wash-up

(noun) A person who has been spat out of a city, a career, an endeavor, (or anything of the like, usually of a status that is generally perceived as "higher") and is back down to the level of normal people. Originates from the concept of an ocean's waves "washing up" the junk (i.e., seaweed, starfish, beachwood, plastic, debris, dead fish, etc.) onto the shore after having been spat out of the ocean.
After pursuing acting in Los Angeles with mediocre success, he came back home to Kansas, where the folks thought of him as somewhat of a celebrity, but deep down, he knew he was just an LA wash-up.

She lost the congressional race, was booted from her incumbent seat, and had to pack her bags and go back to being a regular old civilian. She tried her best to not make a big presence or be seen much in her hometown, lest her community members recognize her as the political wash-up that she now is.
by Siren2277 May 12, 2021
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Wash Fish

Wash Fish is a sexy beast and will eat you up in one bite as he is so immense! He is quite quiet at first but is acctly a confident, lazy, grumpy, teenage BEAST!!!

Wash Fish has very dodgy things in his My Eyes Only tho so watch out...
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by anonymous October 27, 2020
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wash machine head

When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.
Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head
by Mothersloads December 4, 2018
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Wash and Wax

A "Wash and Wax"
The person who wants to receive, lays down between the two providers
The first person urinates on the person laying between the two. They will focus on one specific area. Say the face or chest.

After the first person finishes the wash, they will make way for the second person, whos job is quite difficult, as they need to ejaculate on the exact same spot as the first person pissed and on command. That's the wax.

If there are more people in the wash and wax position, that's called a "Car Wash". Back in the fifties, it was called an "autowash"...but that term fell out of favor, except amongst the boomers.
"Hey, so if I understand tonight's festivities, it's you Steve and me. Steve is really hot for a wash and wax. If we can manage to convince John, Bob and Hector, I say we go ahead and surprise Steve with a Car Wash"
by Bloodybunny August 26, 2022
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