Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here. 

The last thing you hear before being attacked by a bald man explaining how your body is not yours but a part of the sky and mars then suddenly describes how somebody from over 30 years ago touched the moon.

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

W h e r e A r e Y o u r F i n g e r s ?

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here. by Probably Somebody April 5, 2022

Hey Vsauce Michael Here 

Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.

Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Vsauce Michael - Hey Vsauce Michael Here

Hey Vsauce Michael Here by Random Vsaucer January 24, 2018

hey micheal vsauce here 

this is what little peasants say to the god named Micheal

"hey Micheal vsauce here" they said to the god

hey micheal vsauce here by mycityisengland January 3, 2018

The Vsauce Effect

A term used when you feel like you've learned a lot, yet nothing at the same time. It is based off of how many feel after watching Vsauce videos.

Jake: "I just finished watching that new movie review, it totally had The Vsauce Effect!"
Paul: "Yeah bro, I learned so much, but nothing at the same time! Crazy!"

The Vsauce Effect by Niger Prince August 21, 2020

V-sauce 

Pussy juice.
Vagina sauce.
Yum.

aw man there was so much V-sauce coming out of there

V-sauce by docktorcockter June 2, 2018

V sauce 

There are many ways to describe V sauce; The squirt, puss juice, cunt yogurt, but if you really want to impress a girl with your knowledge of her genitals use this term

Me and Samantha went back to my place and she got V sauce all over my gerbil.
She fukin V Sauced in my mouth

V sauce by Stupid Curry Eater 69 April 27, 2019

Vsauced 

When a youtuber who hasn't done a proper face reveal yet has Micheal Steven from the youtube channel 'Vsauce' jokingly reveal to be the actual person behind the channel.

"Hey Vsauce! Steve Mold here"
Ah man I got vsauced again

Vsauced by Lambdalo December 12, 2021