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Vordification

The transition into being a vord
The vordification of your mother
by rawrfiftyone February 26, 2022
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vorderman

A woman whose sex appeal and looks blossom at an age when most women's allure is fading.

Not quite the same as a MILF, because a MILF may well have been known for her attractiveness in her youth or before she had a child.

A vorderman is a woman who was once regarded as average, dowdy, bookish or nerdy, who abruptly turns into Mrs. Robinson type figure for younger men (or women).

Named after British TV presenter, Carol Vorderman.
- Mrs Lorenzo keeps getting hotter every year. What is she? 46 now??!
- She's one fuckable vorderman, alright.
by NaughtySteph July 9, 2010
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vorange

what some people call vodka and ornage juice mixed together.
1;ay what are you bringing.
2; some jd and vorange
by JXCKXYY March 7, 2008
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voraphilia

Sexual arousal to being eaten, eating others, or watching someone being eaten. Usually a imaginary fetish, but serial killers like Chikatilo, Sagawa, and Dahmer cannibalized their victims for either 'love', or sexual arousal.
Voraphilia? See above.
by bookishchick October 17, 2008
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Vorderfadge

noun; a derogatory term for the vaginal regions of Countdown's hostess, Carol Vorderman.
Dude, she's gotta have a vorderfadge!
by Nathan Wildgoose January 31, 2008
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VorDaKa

"The Horned god Of Morning Vodka"
He is the mythology god that provides vodka at SunRise for the Burning Man Festival in Nevada every year. Vodka at sunrise will change your out look for the rest of the day. Random acts of kindness are exchanged of access to the wisdom.
I will met VorDaKa at SunRise on the playa to share vodka and kindness with strangers.
by ~ din tikkun March 15, 2009
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vordo

lord of pork with an amazing mustache.
"hey look! its vordo the lord of pork!"
by ech0delta May 27, 2021
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