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Veterinarian

A trained medical doctor who doesn't have to put up with humans.
I don't want to put up with people's bullshit so I became a veterinarian.
by Nairbons December 4, 2014
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dinosaur veterinarian

a computer repair technician who is asked to fix or restore an old computer. The act of even requesting such a task is treated as an insult to the technician and labels you as cheap and or stupid.
vet- the reason you cant burn dvds is because you dont have a dvd burner... or nearly enough power to even play one... or download a movie... or surf the web. And the reason it wont turn on is that its ashamed to face a world that has left it so far behind.

cheap customer- how much to put that stuff on and fix it?

vet- buy a new computer im not a dinosaur veterinarian.
by darkbob August 29, 2010
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Vitriolic Gynocentrism

Hym "Instead of Vitriolic Gynocentrism? How about a mutual ethical standard to which men and women are held accountable, equally. Like, if a bunch of men being scheduled to come fuck the same disabled girl is wrong; then it is also wrong for women to do it. How does that sound? I don't know. I'm not the genius here."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
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Videri Quam Esse

Videri quam esse is a Latin phrase meaning 'to seem, rather than to be'.
It is the signature of a Flamer/CCer and member of the Veritas and Project Lucere on fanfiction.net who frequents the fandoms of Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Artemis Fowl.
She explained to one fanfiction author curious about the phrase: "It's sort of like a disclaimer for my reviews. Just like when you write a story, you put a disclaimer up to say that you came up with the story (along with a million other brain-dead fangirls), but the characters belong to so-and-so, I put that up to say: 'See, up there, where I told you that your story was shitty? That's my opinion, and may or may not be shared by other members of this site. But where I pointed out the grammatical and spelling errors? I didn't come up with those. The English language did."
One of her reviews:
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That was me headdesking.
'Tis canon rape, young padawan.
And it's spelt 'poisoned', not 'poisened'.
Delete this. Now. You're killing brain cells with this abomination.
Videri quam esse.
by Theia 47 November 30, 2010
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veterinarians dilema

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive shit in the cat box. Hilarity ensues as she gathers a stool sample and rushes the poor little sick kitty off to the vet.
by talboo July 31, 2003
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Viteris

that cow has a viteris
by BigDubs987 May 30, 2022
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vitriolite

A cruel bitter person, that hates everyone.

Often has his head up his own arse

Some times referred to as a leigh
This guy in work is such a vitriolite, he hates everyone and loves to tell everyone why.
by darcyiow December 4, 2012
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