coffin varnish

Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.

I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.

by rumpuskat July 30, 2009

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varnished eel

Having a cock so hard is resembles a varnished eel

Neil: Pete had dropped five Viagras the other night, man, the dude was up all night, his cock looked like a varnished eel.
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!

by slickeel October 22, 2011

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varnished

another word for posh or upper class

jess: whoah chamberlain you are so fucking varnished its insane
chaimberlain: i do not need your unnessecary opinions thank you very much.

by donkey munt January 30, 2018

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Vernishia

A sexy lesbian girl, who will pull one fine girl and make everyone jealous. She’s also very loyal, kind and loving to the girl she wants to be all those things too. She’ll always make you blush just being herself. She does normal things but makes them look seductive.

Wow, Vernishia pulled the girl i’ve always wanted.

Her smile is sexy.

I want someone like Vernishia, look how she treats her girlfriend

by blackbluecherry March 8, 2019

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