Vikings with manners

There Are NO Vikings With Manners!!

do i need to explain
Vikings with manners do not exist.

by Allysa August 3, 2007

Vikingess

A female Viking, more commonly known as a shield-maiden. She invented the Nordic word for cheers - skål - when she used the skull of her enemy to toast to her victory in battle.

She was a brave vikingess who could stand out even among the strongest of vikings

by WonderfulWanderlust July 26, 2018

Vikinging

Verb (used with object), Vikinged.

When people from Viking countries interfere with another country's shit whether they want it or not, and then brag about it afterwards.

Word origin: Some Norwegian Editorial team made it up.

'Bjørn, have you been vikinging again? Its just, i can't help but notice that you invited yourself round last night, whilst I was out, and impregnated my wife.'

'Yes Magnus, thats correct. I noticed you've been trying for a few months without success and thought I'd just get it done. She came 8 times, its a boy, you're welcome.'

by Biff82 September 19, 2014

Vikings with manners

Royals, or the British royal family.

Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.

by atty1chgo May 23, 2007

Minnesota Vikings

An NFL team who either, chokes in playoffs or regular season or is just utter trash

The Minnesota Vikings choked away an 11 point lead to the Cardinals to lose and give up their playoff spot to the Green Bay Packers

by IceDragonPhoenix December 22, 2017

Vikings

From history: Badass warriors from Scandinavia who fucked up anyone unlucky enough to meet them.
From Minnesota: a shitty team that disappoints the entire state once a week

JImmy: you watch the vikings last night
Johns: ya...we lost...again

by Adetokunbo January 6, 2015

Ghetto Vikings

A hip hop / heavy metal collective and online apparel shop based out of Bristol, United Kingdom.

Person 1 : I like your hat where did you get it?

Person 2 : i ordered it from a site called Ghetto Vikings.

by Comeatmebror March 25, 2021