spleen venting

To release your rage upon something, be it the source of the rage or something you displace your anger upon.

After getting killed 126 times by the same enemy on the same level, Little Bobby whent spleen venting on his cat, and as a result was sent to a psychiatric institution.

or

Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

Rusty Vending Machine

When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.

Lets go over to Audrey's house. I heard from many guys that she likes the Rusty Vending Machine.

by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010

vending machine

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

by A pimp named slickback July 25, 2007

Venting machine

The only stupid person who answers the phone at 2 A.M. to listen to your so called problems.

Pablo: Dude you look like shit. Mando: Did'nt sleep last night. I was venting machine, again.

by D.L.M July 28, 2011

The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

venting syndrome

The only time that a boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other mentions the person that they are involved with. They only complain about them.

"Damn, Cindy is bitching about her boyfriend again."
"Is that all she ever talks about?"
"I think she has venting syndrome."

by Mark Black July 18, 2007

vendingmeme

An account almost godly, creates original content, no stealing.

Yo that accounts a vendingmeme bro, doesn’t steal shit

by TheReeeMaster December 29, 2018