venezuelan standoff

When you go into the bathroom with the intent to take a shit, but someone sits down in the stall next to you so you decide to hold it till they leave, but they are doing the same thing. Venezuelan standoffs usually last until one person gives up on taking a shit and leaves. The longest Venezuelan standoff in history lasted 3 days because the person in the stall closest to the door died of dysentery while the janitors were on a strike. After the strike ended the survivor was discovered by a janitor and he was rushed to a hospital.

What happened in class yesterday I missed it because I was stuck in a Venezuelan standoff.

by Treehugers May 24, 2018

venezuelan economy

Complete ass

Guy1: you heard about the stock market crash
Guy from Venezuela: you fuck you mother ass fucker bitch

Guy1: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like the Venezuelan Economy

by ButterMyEggroll May 2, 2019

venezuelan bolivar

Venezuelan Bolivar Venezuela introduced a new currency, the sovereign bolivar, on August 20th 2018, in an attempt to curb hyperinflation and economic crisis in the country. The new bolivar is anchored to the Petro, an oil-backed digital cryptocurrency launched in February.

I fucking cant repay the Venezuelan Bolivars that I loaned from Liz

by Secret Agent Deadshot April 5, 2021

Venezuelan Chalice

When a man makes a chalice out of his scrotum, then he fills it up with beer, and then makes his partner drink the beer.

Oh dude, my gf totally drank from my Venezuelan Chalice last night!

by Illuminatti69 January 15, 2022

Venezuelan Cock Thrust

During intercourse with a left-wing/socialist female, the act of quoting Venezuela's former President, Hugo Chavez, in order to arouse the female. For better results, wearing a red beret and military boots is highly encouraged. Doggy-style is a must.

-"She wasn't too much into me, but I applied a Venezuelan Cock Thrust and she fucked me like she was fucking Chavez himself".

-"I pulled a Venezuelan Cock Thrust on the Bernie Sanders supporter last night... Worked like a charm".

by youreallydon'twanttoknow January 22, 2016

Venezuelan fist fight

A gun fight, usually with hand guns

Yeah, these 4 guys tried it on with me, so I whipped out my 9 and made that shit a Venezuelan fist fight

by Marquito del Muerte August 22, 2011

Venezuelan Lollipop

When a women with an enlarged clit has a male ejaculate over her clit while throwing sugar onto it. Once the sugar has settled the man proceeds to suck it off of her giant clit.

You are so lucky you have an enlarged clit, I wish I could have a Venezuelan Lollipop.

by Clitmasters November 29, 2011