Venetian Grandfather

While a female is performing oral sex on her knees (as the male stands) as the male is about to shoot off, he pokes the female in the eyes, knees her in the breast region, nuts in her hair, steals her purse and runs off.
Rob gave some chick a venetian grandfather last night, so this round is on him!
by Sir J of the G July 16, 2008
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Venetian Snares

Venetians Snares makes truly unique music. It's good if you're high at the time, or partially drunk. Yes, partially. It isn't very bad... but it isn't very good either. Most of the songs sound rushed... Maybe a little to crazy for my taste.
Don't get me wrong, VS makes decent music... but I'm sticking with Aphex Twin.
by Kuley April 15, 2005
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Venetian Step Dance

When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body
"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"
by DaveFrancosBoner September 19, 2013
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Venetian Arsenal

A sexual position in where two penises or other similar objects are inserted simultaneously into another's orifice.
"Damn, I heard that Kathy got the venetian arsenal last night, there is no way she is walking after that".
"Two pipes are always greater than one my brother"
by SPRM_ October 05, 2022
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venetian sneak

Applies to any transportation network company ride sharing driver (Like Uber or Lyft) in the Las Vegas Area who picks up from McCarran Airport, and "sneaks by" the Venetian's Main Entrance to drop the passenger off at either The Palazzo, The Mirage, or Treasure Island. The purpose of this driving maneuver is to avoid heavy traffic on the 15 freeway, Las Vegas Blvd and Sands Blvd.
Driver: It's 6 o'clock Friday Night! I'm sure you guys understand that traffic is going to be bad right now on the freeway? And The Strip!! You're going to The Palazzo right? I'm going to do The Venetian Sneak!

Passenger: Yeah, we're staying at The Palazzo. OK Just get us there whichever way is faster!
by DecemberTwentynine September 14, 2017
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Venetian helicopter

When you take a used condom and tie it in half. You put the open part back on your dick and twirl it around like rotors on a helicopter
Me and Jelly just banged and I did a Venetian helicopter in front of her. She laughed so hard she pooped on my bed and now I need a new mattress.
by Uranus’s May 27, 2021
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venetian

Aliens from the planet Venus who hide their true identity behind masks with weirdly long noses.
"look mommy, a venetian"
Venetian: "blip blup zorp"
by zarp October 30, 2020
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