Velocirapture

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.

Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you

by bravesirrobert November 7, 2007

velocirapetor

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.

dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.

by Alzabo November 22, 2013

velociboobies

A drunken picture of two or three friends' breasts pushed together, to be texted to other friends who are not there (usually Cely)

I wish Angela was here...

Grab your phone, let's send her velociboobies!

by Aspersia March 17, 2014

high velocity boom stick

A peacemaker and/ or problem solver, otherwise known as a gun.

“Hey you can’t talk about guns here”
“Boy im boutta gitcha wit ma high velocity boom stick”

by Maybeperhapsso April 23, 2021

testicular velocity

Testicular Velocity: the amount of balls you have to handle any given situation.

Employee to Boss: My maximum testicular velocity no longer allows me to put up with your BS.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Dating you has diminished my testicular velocity proven by how many times I go to Target with you.

by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021

financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 3, 2015

Watchlist Escape Velocity

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.

“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”

by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020