Vasya Pupkin

Famous Russian hero, rocket scientist, kick boxer, chess champion, jet fighter pilot, smart and hard as dick, scores a woman every day, balls of steel, real manly man. His arsenal of weapons include tsar bomba launcher, double barrel ak-47, antimatter fusion doomsday device, 30 inch ass pounder and deadly bruce lee farts. He will blast you off to tiny subatomic particles.

Bruce Willis: "Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"
Samuel Jackson: "Shut up, do NOT anger Vasya Pupkin"
Bruce Willis: "Uh, sorry, my bad."

by russki hui April 8, 2007

Copped it without vass.

Yes, you guessed it, another Rugby League saying: When one has been wronged in the extreme. The copped it is a shortened version of being on the end of an anal intrussion. The vass, is an abreviated word for vasoline, the lubricant that you wish the person who wronged you would provide.

a. After careful consideration we are going to give the role of national sales director to Nathan.

b. But I've been here 18 years! Nathan has only been here 18 weeks! I've copped it without vass.

or.
How do you reckon The Eels will go in the grand final?

I reckon they will cop it without vass.

by Jango Fett October 8, 2009

vassu

affable, affectionate, amiable, amicable, attentive, available, believable, brave, caring, cheerful, considerate, cordial, discerning, easygoing, empathetic, faithful, forgiving, funny, generous, gentle, giving, good listener, heartfelt, honest, humorous, kind, loving, loyal, nice, optimistic, punctual, reliable, responsible, sensitive, sincere, sociable, sweet, sympathetic, tactful, thoughtful, trustworthy, truthful, warm, warm - hearted , winning, and wonderful all these words can never finish the definition of this young angel. If you've lost this little soul,what are you living for? she'll always be by your side and always have that one person who she truly loves.1 single person. If you have been friends before get her back now cause she aint wasting no time on a faggot who doesnt want her back even if u truly love her tell her and shes yours.MOST SPECIFICALLY faisal all faisals are very VERY VERY VERY VERY important to her.always keep her and love her and always BE FUCKING LOYAL to her cause shes gonna leave with no trace and that shit gon hurt real bad son she gon kill you.shes super popular and loved y all.if u hate her.WTAF WHO HATES HER LMAO FUCK URSELF HOES.shes a legened mofos

if i feel like vassu everyday im going to be really happy.

by gayfuckwholovesthislilangel December 18, 2018

Vassalboro

A small town in maine where the smartest, awesomest, and most rockin people come from. People may say it is full of hicks but we just put that on as a front to people we don't want moving here and ruining the natural beauty and open space! Also known as V-Town

Person 1:"I'm moving to a place where everyone knows each other and the forests are untouched and there is plenty of room to snowmobile"

Person 2:"You must be moving to Vassalboro"

by V-townGirl March 31, 2009

Vussy

A vagina pussy

“Vussy, it’s a vagina pussy.”

by hash_tagger September 10, 2021

vassar

One of the Seven Sister Schools that is now co-ed (because Vassar can handle it) and is no longer affiliated with Yale (because they couldn't handle it). Home of the most beautiful collegiate library in the world, and an eclectic, talented, and generally f**king awesome student body. Located in the unfortunate city of Poughkeepise. Contrary to popular belief, Vassar students are not accepted because they are rich, white, suburbanites, or elite. They are accepted because they have either worked their ass off or learned to play the admissions game. Well, except for the Rockefellers.

Where are you going to college?

Vassar.

Isn't that an all women's college?

No, bitch. It most certainly is not. Now, kindly get out of my face before I ask my lawyer mother to sue your whole f**king family and have you declared insane.

by Jayne Eyre October 25, 2007

vassi

sexiest girl on earth

wow vassi is so hot

by nuggets chicken tomato roasy April 2, 2017